Dracula
Dracula (real)   Cluj-napoca, Cluj, Romania
 
 
I'm Dracula
Dracula is here
Only bіtсh аss mоtherfuскers think i'm fake
I'm 100% :vsgarlic:REAL:vsgarlic: you bozos
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Created by - Dracula
99 ratings
Certified guide from one and only Mr. Dracula himself
My poetry
Whoever steals my original, creative, innovative, written with blood of virgins and tears of babies texts is certified bіtсh аss mоtherfuскer that thinks he's the shіt. Homie you're not even a fart

---<<<Confession>>>---

We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks, haha
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man
We smokin' runtz
Shorty got a BBL, took that ♥♥♥♥ out because she couldn't run
I had to do it to them, snipe
I went Judge Judy on that ♥♥♥♥♥, snipe
I'm not loyal to anybody, I'm a demon
I have no loyalty for anyone, never did, never will
Shorty chose to be with a demon
Sounds like her problem to me, haha
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man
My money longer than James Cameron
On and off the court, straight fundamentals, no funny business
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man
Movin' like Dracula, we get it back in blood
You see it, I really did this, I'm really him
Flipped a whole brick into an empire, stop playin' with me
I have no sympathy, I live for this ♥♥♥♥
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man
I'm nice with it, haha
My money long, my pockets deep
No pocket watchin' in these parts
We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks
Chanel optics got me seein' ♥♥♥♥

---<<<Sodom-like-lifestyle>>>---

That ♥♥♥♥♥ better stank, otherwise I don't want it
Popped a Perc 30, got straight to ♥♥♥♥♥♥'
That ♥♥♥♥♥ dulce, smokin' fentanyl-laced cereal milk, I see God
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man
That ♥♥♥♥♥ got me screamin', cryin', pissin', ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥', shootin' ropes
Yeah, we gettin' that Pirate Bay, alien shish kabob, cordyceps money
I hope them aliens are real, so that I have more things to ♥♥♥♥
Smokin' the Qui-Gon Jinn, Vietnamese, Phillips-head runtz
She suck me, like a cordless Dyson V8
I'm in a k-hole lickin' balloon knot
When I got the meat cannon, I bе shootin' straight rope
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man
Chanel optics got mе seein' ♥♥♥♥
I need fentanyl, slime
I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, ♥♥♥♥ you mean?
I smoke real Emrānī, rapscallion ghost nuggets
Y'all can't ♥♥♥♥ with me
I'm him, I been him, I will continue to be him
Yellow rubies glistenin', like piss
Gulpin' sea monkeys by the gallon, my tummy feel crazy
That coochie yummy, slime
That coochie doin' it for me, slime
They thought they could stop a demon, I'm back
The zaza got me speakin' Esperanto
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man
We out here cloud seedin', the scope gleamin'
You can't trust me, I don't even trust myself
I don't even know who I am anymore, I'm gettin' too much money
Ass so fat, I'm peakin' off this Danny Phantom, slime
Can you remind me who I am?
Get the president on the phone now
I fronted him a brick, I need my money
Hello? Blac Chyna?

---<<<Blasphemous mental breakdown>>>---

I'm movin' different
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man, I'm a dog
I'm bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath, we smokin' Symbiotes
Smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, south Egyptian
Furburger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk, Bubba kush
We smokin' dung beetle
I'm on twelve Vicodin, smokin' on Scooby-Doo ♥♥♥♥
We smokin' sequoia banshee boogers
We snortin' that good buffalo soldier, tamarind, Jordanian jibbies
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him
That Burberry Backwoods pack hittin'
That ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like a Hellcat V8
We smokin' ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord's bubbles
I'm sick in the head, I'm on them Broward County Tic-Tacs
I'm on them Georgetown Gеronimos
I'm on them Nashville nibblers
I lеft my Margielas in the Benz truck
I'll have to stunt on them next time
I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ if I go blind
I don't need to see the price tag anyways
I'm high on twelve Jason Bournes, lookin' to beat the ♥♥♥ out of a thick, fresh oak
We're smokin' filtered crack, you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥
I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥' kill you
Call that ♥♥♥♥♥ The Matrix because I'm in this ♥♥♥♥♥ and I can't get out
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves
The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them
Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him
I need more sequoia banshee boogers
Don't be shy, gurl, I love me some pastrami mud flaps
I'm movin' like French Montana—Haaanh?
Welcome to the cream kingdom, ♥♥♥♥♥, open up
Blac Chyna, I'd drink her piss out of another man's balls
My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson
You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit
Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example
Y'all gotta stop playin' with me, man
I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great Pyramids
I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man
Tied the ops to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for 24-hours
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him
Ops wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant
I'm movin' like Oppenheimer
She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle
They thought I was Steven Wallace
Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm
I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Hora
I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥
Step the wrong way and you will perish
That ♥♥♥♥♥ feel like Biscoff butter
You think I care about this ♥♥♥♥?
Ask me if I care about this ♥♥♥♥, 'cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥
If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a ♥♥♥♥, I'd be broke
'Cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥
My ♥♥♥♥♥ look like David Hasselhoff
I balled so hard they thought I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' nutsack
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man
I'll kill you, you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥

---<<<Judgement day>>>---

This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man
Haters in shambles, they stay pickin' the corn outta my ♥♥♥♥
This Smith & Wesson got me movin' like an invasive species
I got Midas touch, ♥♥♥♥ boy
♥♥♥♥♥ so bad I made her ♥♥♥♥ in my chopped cheese
I'm at the bank 'bouta withdraw all of it
These Valentinos are from Milan, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥' idiot
That Fentanyl gave me Vitruvian Man flexibility
Got me in a state of rigor mortis
Caught a broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package
So I skinned his ass alive, ahhhhh
We smokin' Serge Ibaka, spinal fluid infused, quick-release Percs
She spread it and let mе take a deep sniff of that Mahi-mahi
I gave that ♥♥♥♥♥ a raspberry
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' fingerprints off
They will not find me
Konichiwa, you little jit
Snortin' some premium Matisyahu, got me fightin' for my life
I make a nice stew out of that ♥♥♥♥♥
Blacked out on the Percocet, ordered a Desert Eagle off Amazon
I used to nut in my socks until the crust smelled sweet
I ain't never going back
Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream cake in my Fronto Leaf
Got Subanese crystalline shards pokin' out my lungs, ♥♥♥♥ boy
I'm in Göbekli Tepe shirtless in a loin cloth
Blowing bareback ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, out-smokin' aqueduct filtered sherm
Told shorty to keep that box breathin' yeah
She squeezin' the garlic, we smokin' java man
Face pressed up against that monkey, sniffin' for dear life
The Cuban link will turn the diamond tester into a pipe bomb
Glock-34 shivered his timbers
Blew her back out usin' a mammoth-skin condom
♥♥♥♥/♥♥♥♥♥ freeballin', like Shaq and Kobe
I'm smokin' Mesopotamian, Stanley Cup triple-award-winning, soul-bleeder, taint blaster, J.D. Power Associates, dingleberry zaza
We smokin' that IBM Quantum Computer
I can't wait to curb stomp you in these dumb ugly ass Rick Owens shoes
I'm Dracula, I'm twelve million years old
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me, man!
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53 Hours played
I rate this game 8/10
Could be 10/10, but developers are mfs for not including me into their game
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Mr.Crowley Mar 1 @ 1:49am 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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Hark-Ei Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:59pm 
China Cheng Hanji moment coming from Zora
Dracula Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:43am 
Bro who the ♥♥♥♥ advertises their games through profile comments
Hark-Ei Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:55am 
i cant chat on server because im perma gagged and waiting appeal so..